I’m also fun at parties

Risa is leaking… and I’m fine with that.

“The stuff that he eats is really, like, bad,” he said on [a] podcast, in an episode that aired Tuesday. “Campaign food is always bad, but the food that goes onto that airplane is like just poison. You have a choice between—you don’t have the choice, you’re either given KFC or Big Macs. That’s when you’re lucky and then the rest of the stuff I consider kind of inedible.”

– RFK Jr. a few days ago

Edit: to be fair, his expression in this picture does make him look more than a little disgusted

Apparently he eats so much McDonald’s because he’s paranoid about being poisoned and thinks sending someone there to get his food anonymously makes him more safe somehow. It makes you wonder where that paranoia came from once you also learn that this was first reported seven years ago.

meta anxiety²

About what?

TIL I’m actually in the Andromeda Galaxy.

So, 1TB only lasts you a month?

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Yes.

I also choose this person’s wife.

They’re all lying to you. It actually removes Romanian – for real

Am I the only one who sees a tiny animal poking its head out the top of this knitted butt plug?

It’s going to be fun to re-read this comment again in the future once I’ve completely forgotten the context.

As long as drywall anchors were used [to mount a CRT TV to a wall with electrical tape], it shouldn’t be an issue.

I’m on the spectrum and I don’t know how anyone could actually read, understand, but then still interpret this comment as anything but unambiguous sarcasm unless they don’t know the first thing about basic home maintenance. As much as I appreciate it sometimes when something is unclear to me, for others, the /s takes something of value away from a joke when the intention was clear.

Is it connected to this?

I never understood that corpse-like lipstick.

Under his eye.

There’s also a wide and endlessly customizable variety of web/mobile clients, something reddit will apparently never have again.

e: Federation is pretty cool, too.

Are those bananas for scale or just for counting?

Google says asian is not a language.