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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Wasn’t expecting to see Jeff in Lemmy of all places

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    They’re not UFOs, they’re called Puddle Jumpers

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    Im afraid to ask what a return to monkey bro is

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      Some comedy trend I seen a few years back that riffs on technology and plays on a desire to return to nature.

      I mean, that’s what I thought was going on.

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    Atlantis: The Original 15 Minute City

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    He discovers he is the monke that the return to monke Atlantian movement created.

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    I’d warn them about the wraith and tell them of the glory of the P90

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      This is a weapon of war. It is designed to kill the enemy.

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    Return to monkey…

    You fight like a dairy farmer!

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      You must be thinking of someone else, I am not a farmer.

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    “Working unidentified flying objects”

    I know, I know: “common usage, common usage!”

    Redundant/false acronyms just irk me a little.

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      They can work and be unidentified. There’s no contradictions.

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        How does a society build a thing it can’t identify?

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          It doesn’t have to be unidentified by the makers. You just need to not be able to identify it.

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          Zeta reticulians drop off dope craft. Wtf are these damn things‽ Antimatter annihilation engine turns over nicely and hums along.

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            “Nice, I’ve identified this thing as an alien motor that we don’t completely understand but which we know how to utilize.”

            We don’t really know how gravity works, yet we understand it well enough to utilize it.

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