When you can accuse a guy’s dad of being a serial killer and they still kiss up to you, there is no such thing as political capital

Teef? What is this, WAAAAGHstreet Bets?

Shame is dead, they were just lying.

Okay, this is too much. Master Chief, let’s get the fuck out of here

White under the shell doesn’t count

Depends which Archer gets the assignment. Spy? Starship captain? Gilgamesh?

Can’t wait to see him go full Donkey Kong King Kong Crazy over this one

You mean besides the whole “bragged about shooting pets” thing? She’s also fond of Russian propaganda

But people will call you starkiller for clever use of nuclear weapons against the Minbari

Homelander.

Not shown: Big Bird’s bones breaking, because that’s how leg extension surgery works.

Officers in every branch are also trained to protect their people and be transparent with leadership about their limitations. Remember Captain Crozier?

Anyone who’s in long enough and is politically savvy enough to get stars, stopped caring about that stuff a long time ago.

Exactly. Tiny bullshit, when they should be talking universal healthcare

Democrats have a list of milquetoast, bottom of the barrel obvious stuff that they hope could show bipartisanship, and even then they half-ass it. There is real fixing that needs to get done, but the side they isn’t actively making things worse has no will to actually do it.

Fight like hell? Come on. 14 million fewer people voted blue this time, and you personally own a good chunk of that.

President? Can you imagine how much power I’d have to give up to be President?

Or just prove that consequences are a myth

It’s just transporter psychosis, Broccoli

Hell, I’m not even done with it yet. One game at a time please!

Even in death I still grow the Factory