Predicts behavior with 64% accuracy

Well, they are airlocked

From the title, I assume this is about 3 custodes making Jojo poses?

They’re not UFOs, they’re called Puddle Jumpers

Sounds fun, but all his rules are fuzzy and based on membership

Secret Service are presidential bodyguards, not corporate cybersecurity

According to some random substack by a dude that definitely isn’t using a fake name, who cites the NY Post. Really?

One pled guilty, and the other got the cops to drop the investigation. Totally the same.

Because he’s trying to use the money he owes to buy back his stuff, when it should have been seized too

You know what else makes no sense? Letting someone bid on his former property using money he owes to the people selling.

Existence. Existence is but a shallow question with no answer.

Buu make you chicken nuggies!

Fully upgraded uranium tank rounds kill them pretty fast. Just make sure to stay away from explosive ammo

Genetically engineer like 20 of them and hope one turns out good after being stolen by Tzeentch and half betray you because you were a bad dad

Sleepers, sleepers, man your bunks. Give the ship a clean sleep down fore and aft. Sleep in all decks, ladder wells, and passageways. Now sleepers.

Poo in the stew? Neelix is gonna be running bridges, and not the starship kind

Also his own brother in law, and a notorious slumlord

Unless you’re listening live or on vinyl, all music is sampled.

Writing cartoonishly evil villains is one thing, but the Lich King doesn’t hold a candle to Bobby Kotick