• logicbomb@lemmy.world
      7·
      21 days ago

      I’m sure that he has bodyguards who would make that a more unlikely outcome than the other guy.

      I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump orders his execution/assassination, though. All of these Trump supporters are playing with fire.

  • NutWrench@lemmy.mlEnglish
    26·
    21 days ago

    It won’t be “mysterious” at all. Perhaps the"autopilot" in one of his Teslas will mistake a set of railroad tracks for a road and drive him headfirst into an oncoming train.

    And that would be a shame.

  • Snapz@lemmy.world
    23·
    21 days ago

    Professor Plum, in the normal human sex room on musk’s backup yacht, with the antique bludgeoning emerald.

  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
    13·
    20 days ago

    This guy is one of the most disliked/hated people on the planet. He earns more and more of that every single moment he spends spewing ever-more-awful shit into the world.

  • dx1@lemmy.world
    13·
    21 days ago

    Billions of dollars and he still needs endless attention. I assume the money was just a ploy to get more attention. Issues with his parents in childhood maybe?

        • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
          14·
          20 days ago

          He was taking it for his diabetes as prescribed by his doctor. Diabetics are prone to getting diabetic gastroparesis, which is caused by nerve damage to the muscles of the stomach which in turn causes delayed gastric emptying into the intestine. It turns out Ozempic causes gastroparesis and other GI symptoms. So it gave him the nerve damage, and when we were on vacation he got a near constant case of diarrhea, and got COVID on the way home to boot; thankfully we are extremely vaccinated so it was mild. But the diarrhea persisted and persisted, and he began to be unable to eat because of it, so he couldn’t take his Ozempic. This ended up with him in diabetic ketoacidosis, a trip in the yee-woo wagon to the ER, and a 12 day admission. He was almost completely comatose when I came home that day and couldn’t keep his eyes open or catch his breath.

          Apparently lots of cases of what is called euglycemic diabetic ketoacidosis turn up in the ER. And my friend who is a GP told me after I told her what was going on that she had had two patients with the same thing.

          https://www.med.ubc.ca/news/weight-loss-drugs-linked-to-stomach-paralysis-other-serious-gastrointestinal-conditions/

            • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
              4·
              20 days ago

              Oh I want people to know this happened so I’m glad you asked, it’s not widely known about yet. The SGLT2 inhibitors are super popular for weight loss so this was unfortunately a bad outcome for a diabetic.

  • Dasus@lemmy.world
    12·
    20 days ago

    Guillotine, 6" ft of rope, a gun, polonium in whatever he drinks, I don’t really care which way it happens.

  • swag_money@lemmy.world
    11·
    21 days ago

    i would be in favour of foregoing formalities and settling for a ‘backshot’ in front of a new york hotel

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
      1·
      21 days ago

      I say we make it more interesting this time around with a hammer. Idk, I’m just spitballing here for my own amusement.

  • Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world
    10·
    20 days ago

    The “nice knowing ya” part isn’t mutual. Who ever shoots or stabs you doesn’t have to be mysterious. The only way you will die under mysterious circumstances is when you go to prison for the sex crimes with minors you committed and you promise to snitch on your buddies, like Trump, and we all post “Elon didn’t kill himself”. But since the system is corrupt you probably will never go to prison for any of your crimes. So most likely you will bleed out in the street and there won’t be anything mysterious about it, only joy. Because remember, Elon, there’s no slaughter without laughter.

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
      4·
      20 days ago

      when you go to prison for the sex crimes with minors you committed

      Esptein didn’t go to jail for the sex crimes with minors. He went to jail because he got his Compromat stash raided and the folks he’d been blackmailing/extorting had had enough of his bullshit.

      So most likely you will bleed out in the street

      Elon will die an extremely old racist coot, surrounded by sycophants and die-hard cheerleaders, just like his predecessors Henry Ford and Sheldon Adelson. Maybe he’ll die for a stupid reason, like Steve Jobs trying to cure cancer with fruit juice. But that’s the best you can hope for.

      • Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world
        1·
        20 days ago

        Thank you for clarifying Epstein’s arrest.

        For your second point: Please don’t shatter my dreams. I’m afraid you’re right, but come on, let’s think positively. Anything can happen 🤷

  • paddirn@lemmy.worldEnglish
    5·
    20 days ago

    Didn’t VP Trump come out on his side already? Clearly President Musk has nothing to fear.

  • Furbag@lemmy.world
    4·
    20 days ago

    Please God let him die under mysterious circumstances. I’ll take the fucking W when I see it.