Weren’t the lances made of wood? I feel like this never happened.

Um, I don’t see any advice in the article about how to protect democracy. I thought voting would do it? It turns out there’s just too many idiots.

Much more likely the whole earth turns into a desert, no?

Oh yes, the traditional “Democrats made me do it” argument.

You don’t think it would be different if you’re testifying to congress?

I’m just saying the document may not specify that it is illegal to discuss the existence of the document.

It’s usually not illegal to say you’re under an NDA.

Those were the days.

If you’re in a union and voted for the orange turd, than you’re an idiot.

I don’t think so. I just hope they come out on Steam eventually

Oh man, we should make a celebratory one where the glyphids explode with confetti like the grunts in Halo.

Why are you spraying coffee all over the room.

“Cinematic value.”

Even worse, LIDAR isn’t even that expensive. Musky just thought they should be able to do without it because, “humans do it with just eyes.”

Finally. Someone talking sense.

Ghandi?

Department of Children and Families

You know, I see women with themselves on the lockscreen all the time, but I’ve never had the nerve to ask why.

Youtube cheating? Maybe they can be poly-Youtube.

I have a strict no videos policy.

The real hero.