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This joke requires us to all just agree that “registering a door” is a thing

They’re different things. Movember still exists. NNN started as a meme evolving from the nofap movement only because of alliteration.

This is better content than what’s normally on LinkedIn. Thoughts???

MY GENDER IS A CUCUMBER (I SNEAK CUCUMBERS IN MY JOCKS TO EAT AT LUNCHTIME)

This is quite old so I like to think they are happily married right now

They dumb down things for US audiences all the time

“Hey there all you horror sweeties, I’ve got a sloppy poppy oopy goopy murder of a three year old little girl brought to you by Squarespace”

you can start a conversation easly from this point even with social anxiety

That’s where you’re wrong, kiddo

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My new girlfriend wearing my ex-wife’s lingerie

“Came here to say this”

Also, while I will tolerate it, I hope we tone down the doggo speak