God Thinks by Aurelio Voltaire
"God is a liberal, God is a democrat
God wants you to vote Republican
Never trust a man who puts his words in the mouth of God
And says it’s absolute truth
It’s lies and it smells like death
It’s all in a days work taking money from the poor
Why do you think that God
Would need your dirty money if you want to start a holy war?"
In any other job, this would be a slam dunk sexual harassment suit, right?