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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

I love melons so much

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I love melons so much

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world
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    This dad joke is very regional

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      I am learning as much from this thread, haha.

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    Are unable to marry?

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    melon slice

  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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    ::groan::

    ::upvote::

  • FlatFootFox@lemmy.world
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    Honey, do.

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    ugh

  • ODuffer @lemmy.world
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    Herbie Hancock intensifies…

  • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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    Is a cantaloupe really a true melon, though?

    • Noodle07@lemmy.world
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      In French melon is the name for cantaloupe 🤔

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    Rock, melon-slice!

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    Muskmelon?

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