Stop trying to fuck your car dude
I hardly think there’s sufficient evidence to support that allegation😅
;Let’s not get crazy, now 💅
It’s a car.
It’s a heap of metal and plastic.
What religion are your teeth?
It’s a shitbox
Non existent.
None. It’s a car.
Chip (my car) is a boy, but he is not a “dude”.
Does it have a hook? Then it’s a boy, else, it’s a girl. My current cars are Embla and Herman. Previous ones were Bob, Betty and Alfred.
My segway ninebot scooter was a man (may he rest in peace), my niu kqi3 max is a woman. I miss my ninebot, he was so portable and lightweight for carrying up train station stairs. Also nobody wanted him since he was outdated and an unpopular model (e22) and was safe from being stolen. While my niu is much more powerful, faster, and lasts longer, she’s like 2x heavier and attracts would-be thieves if I didn’t app lock AND use a chain lock. I was able to secure the ninebot with a cheap amazon basics lock, nobody wanted him but me!
Two cars ago, clearly a dude. Petey.
Not sure on the last one or my current one.
Boy, his name is Fynn. Last one was a girl (Ingrid), the one before that was non-binary, before that was a girl (Stella), before that was non-binary, before that was a boy. I’m probably missing a few though.
How have you had so many cars lmao
I’m old, I guess. And these are just the cars that I’ve considered as mine. I’ve owned more, lol
I didnt think I was gonna make it thru the end of the list
It’s a car
Gonna put you down as a
MAYBE📋Hasn’t said one way or the other, I’ll let it tell me when it’s ready
This is my fave
Chick, I call my 2013 Tundra “La Gordi”, short for “la gordita”
