Like the wind...
I’m only alive because successfully killing myself is hard. Bernadette, she/her, smash bros addict, dog person, work addict, ruined beyond repair, stuck in the past. I will defend Amazon and Nintendo like they’re the parents I never had. They did, and will do, nothing wrong, ever.
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Why is bees' hair sticky?English
2·1 year ago
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Pirates of Lemmy, how many torrents are in your queue that are just stuck?English
33·1 year agoTorrenting is just too much effort. I’d rather download cracked software without the torrent process.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•In what ways are you self-indulgent?English
8·1 year agoEvery way possible. If I’m working, then I’m spending, and I’m buying that nice thing. I save 1.5 weeks worth of everything every week so I’m way ahead of rent, utilities, subscriptions, and groceries. I can take days off in peace. If I want fancy Japanese food then I’m getting it. I spent a third of my life expectancy locked away living a mediocre life so sad the best thing about it aside from video games was eating a pop tart when I was 5. I’m living the rest of my life the best way possible.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Pirates of Lemmy, how many torrents are in your queue that are just stuck?English
31·1 year ago0 as I don’t torrent at all anymore. I download zip, rar, or 7z files only.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's your strategy for waking up early without feeling like garbage?English
21·1 year agoYellow zzzquil at bedtime
Alarm clock set for an hour before you need to wake up, now spend that extra hour doing nothing or taking a morning nap.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is it wrong to not have a disabled child solely to avoid forcing the child to suffer their whole life?English
1·1 year agoI have a higher chance of birthing a developmentally disabled child if I actually do get pregnant. Is it wrong to be 100% against birthing my own child solely because of this.? I was misdiagnosed and was in an aba institution for 10 years, and dehumanized and alienated by family the whole time. When I got to a real high school, I was treated like an infant or a wild bear, nothing in between. I wholeheartedly believe that regardless of whatever I accomplish in my life, I would have been much better off never born, euthanized, or murdered.
I don’t want to force this experience on anyone else if I can prevent it from happening. It’s not just the abuse in the aba institutions but treatment literally everywhere. In high school everyone had brand name clothes, apple technology, brand headphones, etc. No one cared. I had off brand clothes, cheap headphones, a Microsoft Surface and a Galaxy phone, and was treated like a rich scumbag, like I was Brian Thompson’s privileged daughter who had everything because her dad made everyone suffer. Literally not having brand name clothes was status against everyone else. I couldn’t afford them even if I did want to wear clothes advertising the store it came from. I never understood the appeal of that. But everyone saw somebody below them with some nice things, and even worse, preferences.
Being a joke to the people who “love” you, having all your “friends” be people school staff begged to talk to you so you don’t kill someone, and having the same disorder that made you less of a human be the reason why you accomplished something mundane like passing a class with a 60 grade is just not a life worth living. Watching everyone else get to be real humans with real happiness, real hobbies and interests, and real personalities while you need to hide everything about yourself is not a life worth living. There’s just no reason to live on the wrong side of society. I wish my mother had just aborted me when there were signs I wasn’t going to make it. I’m not making the same mistake.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Would you do Onlyfans if needed the money?English
41·1 year agoIf you don’t enjoy it as a hobby, you won’t enjoy it as a business.
Do you enjoy taking nudes for fun? Go for it. If not, OF would be the worst “job” you’ve ever had, being just below roaming in train tracks looking for pennies.
Amazon hires anyone hiring.amazon.com
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AI Generated Images@sh.itjust.works•"and then i asked the ai to make words"English
2·1 year agoIf I want to be an enpvert then I’ll be one ffs why are you so Ⴘfpcrt like???
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Is everything becoming "enshittified"?English
1·1 year agoOnly the expensive local places in my area are still good. The cheaper ones would be too NSFL for Kitchen Nightmares
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•In your opinion, what's the ideal work schedule (workweek)?English
41·1 year agoI prefer 4 days 10 hours. Waking up, getting ready, and commuting are all so energy consuming and I’d rather not do that as much. I’m actually rested after 3 days off as opposed to 2. I wouldn’t be opposed to 3 days 12 hours.
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Funny@sh.itjust.works•Horsecock wish gone wrongEnglish
2·1 year agoI’d like that horse cock
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are some of the most unhinged (good or bad) password requirements/rules you've seen?English
2·1 year agoAnyone remember the Password Game?
I personally hate character limits. I understand minimum character count, but I can’t have more than 15 characters? Bruh
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is your favorite low-calorie snack?English
2·1 year agoFreeze dried fruit
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•People that chew ice must be immune to brain freeze.English
2·1 year agoI bite ice cream. I can have my teeth sunk in ice cream for literally a second.
Weekends. Public transit is wonky and everywhere is crowded by the Monday-Friday normies. I’m also much more likely to be screamed at, near missed, or swerved into by happy drivers who love driving so much they rush to stop driving as soon as they can. So I make sure I work weekends so my free days off are weekdays where all the asshole drivers and weed addicted teenagers are inside. And I get an extra $40 a week to avoid being trapped in a train with someone who definitely isn’t addicted to marijuana who couldn’t wait until they were outside to smoke. Thanks Amazon!
Nobody is shopping on a Tuesday afternoon.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What fantasy thing would you like to happen to you?English
1·1 year agoSame, there are parks in my area that I sorta live the fantasy out in
As fucked as it would be, I would like to experience Poppy Playtime in real life 🤣🤣🤣
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Off My Chest@lemmy.world•I hate how popular it is to dehumanize yourself.English
21·1 year agoI’ve had my whole childhood and life taken away from me by that stupid puzzle piece, as well as credit for anything I accomplish today. I spent my high school years treated like a pet chimpanzee by everyone in school. To this day I’m treated like a toddler who wants to be taken seriously. A joke. I can’t buy body wash or Chipotle without family laughing because I, a little reeree, wants to be oh so grown and fancy like a real human being and it’s so funny! You really fucking think I’m okay?
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's something you enjoyed doing as a kid / What's a happy memory you have?English
2·1 year agoWatching the Super Smash Bros. Brawl opening, that was epic
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are ways to be kinder to yourself?English
2·1 year agoI only ever do the first as a sleep aid to be honest lmao. The others, not so much. Unless it’s white chocolate. I’m a chocolate nazi 🤣


Plain by my standards but yeah, huge stepping stone towards being less boring and more true to yourself.