• maxprime@lemmy.ml
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      9 days ago

      Wife: why is my computer not how I remember it being?

      Me: it’s my love language!

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    I once put an entire watermelon under the wipers on my friends car like a parking ticket when I knew they had a rough day at work. They like watermelon.

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    54m here, married for 19 years.

    My wife has a very demanding career, so really needs her hobbies to let go of the stress. What I do is listen when she’s talking about what has her interests. Then if there is anything I can do to facilitate it, it will suddenly materialize. This is not always something expensive or even something material.

    Just before COVID the entire family got into playing D&D. Being an artist my wife went bonkers on painting miniatures. So I made sure she had all the paints and brushes she needed. Plus, the dining room, which is actually our “hobby” room, got a lighting upgrade

    How bonkers did she get? This bonkers and there are many many more:

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    I loved it when my ex would act like a child to put something stupid into context.