How can she slap?

Converting CO² back to O² by atom smashing.

If it’s after something like a concert it’s people catching the leftover sound waves from the music in their hands so they can take them home and keep them

Because causing pain to ourselves is a sign of gratitude to those we directing the gesture towards.

We clap the slate to make sure the sound is in cynic with the picture. It’s more of a tradition now that we have time code.

Those cheeks aren’t going to clap themselves

Because we can’t afford to actually pay our national healthcare workers a living wage, we simply stand outside on some nights and clap together for them in unison. This gives 51% of the country warm feelies, which is much more important than actually paying these essential workers.

Because we forget to buy condoms.

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to propagate.

We are psychotic hairless apes. You should feel fortunate we don’t fling literal shit at each other.

Shitposting is close enough for this bald psycho monkey.

Used to be that when a play ended, the audience would rush the stage to pat the backs of the actors to show appreciation. After the Great Audience Stampede of 1733, they made a rule to not rush the stage and just use the other hand as a substitute of the actors’ backs. That rule became the social norm.

because someone once again leaked classified documents on the War Thunder forums

Because we are not entertained.

Because ORF’ing like a seal is somewhat awkward and difficult.