I’ve been wondering when Russia would take the gloves off and send in Segal. I guess after the government collapsed.
Why is he wearing a Chinese Kung Fu gi if he’s a practitioner of Japanese Akido?
Very special forces.
I feel like the emphasis should be on the special.
You know, like we do for the kids on the short bus.
Waves his hands in vaguely flowey circles as a nearby enemy tank implodes
I love how they’ve photographed him from a very specific angle, and I can still tell he’s as fat as I am. Come on dude, we can both do the combat waddle!
In his latest movies he fights sitting down in a rolling office chair. That’s how fat and lazy he’s become.
Mr gravy seal himself
Dang, Nick Rekieta got swole.
God, no, they’re already starving!
What’s he going to do? Eat all their food so they starve?
