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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Please don't call anyone

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • mrsemi@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

    • ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
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      Bread, bath, beyond

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    As a former cashier, I assure you, we don’t give a shit lol

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    Remove the bread, add aspirin and razor blades. If you’re going to make a spectacle, make a spectacle.

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      Got to add a Sylvia Plath novel and a handle of alcohol.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      Also ammonia and bleach.

      • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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        This isn’t as dangerous as everyone describes. Painful. But not necessarily life threatening.

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      I did once walk into a Wal Mart and bought a power drill, some road flares and a box of condoms. These were independent purchases but I just happened to need or want to buy all three that day. My only comment to the cashier was “This is gonna be awesome!”

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      Extension cord for the toaster. So you can plug it in from the other room, or can substituted as a noose.

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    Phil also had bread in his toaster.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      Now I need to watch that movie again…

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        …and again

        🎶 Then put your little hand in mine
        There ain’t no hill or mountain we can’t climb 🎶

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    Why is a toaster the small electrical appliance of choice for that kind of thing? Good voltage/size ratio?

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      In ye olde times, a toaster was basically the wire out of the wall, past the bread and back into the wall. It’s the most amount of exposed wire you can get

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        Source… timetoast.com

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      It’s fuckable

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    Didn’t they change toasters so that you can’t do this anymore?

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      I don’t know if they changed toasters but they definitely changed building code at least in the US to require GFCI outlets in the bathroom that will shut off when a short is detected because of this.

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        Well, not specifically for toasters. It was more about hairdryers and curling irons causing accidental electrocutions than for suicide prevention.

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      I hope not, as I always considered it a viable option for when I’ve had enough.

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      It just takes a little more ingenuity.

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      It also only works with cast iron tubs. Modern ones tend to be fiberglass.

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      Only one way to find out

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    Fun fact a toaster in water probably won’t kill you, I mean it could obviously but it’s more likely that the electricity goes straight to the ground within the toaster, and slowly heat up the water, I wouldn’t try it but interesting nonetheless.

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      It would flip the circuit breaker.

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      Meanwhile, all I can think of…

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        This is what I had in mind: https://youtu.be/1RBwoUbvxx0 …may not be an actual toaster, but pretty damn close

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    The cashier will keep your secret safe

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    “Good thinking”

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    Good Thinking

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