I mean we’re all fucked, so…seems like a good time to panic.

Well maybe with the girl’s info redacted if it’s not.

…where is the “Absolutely insane” quote in the article?

Well, if you’re following him, did you bring more clothes? Maybe you can lend him some.

Oh my god, they’ve died???

I keep my dry dog food in the bag, in a normal lower cabinet. He has never even hinted he even knows it’s in there.

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There’s not one artistic profession on that list aside from photography.

I swear to God, if you are fucking with me I will find you somehow. I have a very specific set of skills, and they mostly pertaining to cooking, building, and drawing things, but they are skills nonetheless!

But…it’s not a math dilemma, it’s a moral one. Changing it to hot philanthropic strippers changes the morality.

Well, when I intentionally mishandle a pandemic disease in order to wipe out part of a population and request testing be slowed down to influence statistics, I’ll let you know.

I hope you’re not responding to me, because that would not be murder, it would be slaying a monster.

Yes. Yes I fucking remember.

And yet they’ve all failed to kill the orange despot.

…what’s a Then Man?

Anyone who didn’t vote made the same decision.

In Supernatural, Cass takes off his bloody clothes to wash them, but then he decides to use his remaining bucks on the vending machine instead, and he takes clean clothes from the lost and found.

I mean short of running ads on football games that literally just said “Joe Biden, our current sitting president who took office after Donald Trump, has stepped down from running for a second term. Kamala Harris, our current VP is now the Democrat nominee”…actually…scratch that, maybe they should have done just that.

Have we absolutely ruled out foul play by the guy who constantly talks about election rigging, and also constantly projects his own lies, and also constantly cheats even with his own games of golf?

I vote for you to lick my ball sack.