Firecracker.

Aerodynamic.

Firecracker for ease, Tweety to please.

Snowcone because it melts faster and will moisen the paper making it easier to remove.

Strawberry eclair so it blends in.

In Germany we have an ice cram called Flutsch Finger for exactly that purpose.

No contest, push pop has a user friendly applicator

I’m gonna need some clarifications here. Does the stick/cone/tube go for the ride? How far up the ass does it need to go? Is this a proper insertion or a wedding-cake photo-op mushing situation? If it’s insertion, can the ice cream be modified to fit the butthole, or must the butthole adapt to the ice cream? There’s a lot of moving parts and complex interplay going on.

Nothing with chocolate

Tweety’s gonna go spelunking.

You can’t stop me from shoving them all up there.

king cone, backwards.

In you go tweety bird

Anyone that says anything other than Choco Taco is a coward.

Chipwich and I’ll smash it into my ass like I’m an upside down cookie monster.

snow cone, but backwards