(this was from a couple of years ago, but feel free to add it to your vocabulary now)
Hey boss, I won’t be in today, I have a latibulation appointment. It should last somewhere between 4 years and forever.
I might use this for my next MH day.
I’m latibulating as we speak
fuck 🥵
Huh, I didn’t know you could italicize emojis
To hide in a
dictionarycorner“So what have you been looking into lately…other than glory holes?”
Legitimately the first thing I thought of haha. That and the first rule of dictionary corner; don’t fuck with Susie Dent
Along with most other aspects of 17th century living.
Fun fact! It’s pronounced ‘lattyboo-lar-tay’
(No need to double check)
I trust you, or my name is not Centipedes.
Oh wait, that’s Greek. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I’ll let it slide this time.
As wonderful as she is, I can no longer see Susie Dent’s name without thinking about this Jimmy Carr joke 😄
