Haha, chode

Why was OP banned?

Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire, or so I’ve heard

I’m always so paranoid that I’ll pinch my pickle when that happens. Never does though.

Ahh Spain and Finland, why must you be different

I totally didn’t notice they were separate speakers and I was really struggling to follow the story XD

Am I still half asleep and missing something? That 90% fatality rate is huge, why is this not bigger news?

Wow Jimi had a fat cock

Who’s the guy in the back? He doesn’t have a name tag

I don’t think you have to be under 30 anymore

It’s closer to negative 993 million than 1 billion

baa^a ack

Well, yes. I meant in the sense we share on average 50% with each parent/siblings, 25% with grandparents, etc. I should have said genetics instead of DNA.

And if my maths is correct, you only share on average 12.5% of your DNA with them

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6xxiK6Z4eXs

So you’ve made this comment before, which makes me think the one you’ve made here is satirical/sarcastic, or otherwise misjudged. Can you expand on this?

I like the fact all its body parts that have been touched the most rhyme

Nose, hose and toes

Too bad Melania’s campaign didn’t work…

What’s this referencing?

I mean it still kinda works

Nah skip the old man in position #2