Imagine being the guy at the novelty T-Shirt company, who takes requests.
And then THIS order comes in…
They probably make these in bulk.
…I honestly don’t know if that’s better or worse.
That must be a day for thought, like what is going in in that man’s head?
This reads like a EULA
More like a warning
The longer you read it, the more bizzarely specific and funnier it gets
I wish I could read the whole thing.
I wish I could set him up on a blind date with a few people
Do those people have badges?
Terrifyingly specific.
Hilariously specific!
Yeah, not sure who the ad is for, but they must’ve paid a lot of money for space on that dude’s back.
4chan irl
It’s like the intro text scroll to a Star Wars movie…
There must be easier less public ways to declare yourself a permanent virgin.
The man has a type, and that type is either 17 or 6402373705728000 years old.
In the future for this guy; getting shived in prison for being a pedo.
Jesus Christ. Dude has no self awareness or taste. Just technical demands for a subjective experience.
An objectively gross and fucked up ‘subjective experience’, though. Dude needs some serious help.
Objectively gross and fucked up? If you aren’t into women, that’s ok. You oughta learn the difference between objective and subjective though.
The issue is the age requirements. It’s clear that if it was legal for him to date younger, he would be happier.
Naw, the issue is that he’s been conditioned to think that’s prime real estate and that he should want to try it once. You could lie about your age and he wouldn’t know any better because he’s literally got no taste. He’ll take it based on the number because he actually doesn’t know what he wants. I’m pretty sure he’s hoping to learn what it is that he should want.
It’s also possible he’s a straight pedo and just making an effort to walk the line. If that’s the case, I can respect the effort, but still think he’s just actually tasteless.
“It’s also possible he’s a straight pedo and just making an effort to walk the line. If that’s the case, I can respect the effort, but still think he’s just actually tasteless.”
Yikes!
Yikes? What’s your issue? Nobody decides what to like. A dog naturally wants to tear apart rabbits which is brutal and awful, but you can teach them better and they’re fine. Young girls who shouldn’t be making decisions about consent can still look like girls that can, so there’s no physical reason not to be attracted. You don’t gotta break your brain to choose what’s right.
You can sit there and think it’s icky, but nobody is bad just because you don’t like that they like something. They’re bad if they knowingly take away the rights of someone else.
I would not hang around that guy in that shirt. Hell, just knowing he owned that shirt would make me terminate a friendship. That’s fucking insane.
I want to be believe he lost a bet or dare. If not, I think this person would have more luck forgetting about dating and going super niche into a competitive hobby. Getting into a competitive hobby isn’t about getting laid, but about focusing your frustrations into something goal oriented and controllable. You cannot make someone like you, but you can become the god of your hobby kingdom. Maybe along the way they’ll learn social skills and graces which might help with getting laid.
Sometimes I think there should be a dating app specifically for awkward and less conventionally attractive people.
My bet is he lost a bet, it’s so specific especially at the end
c/libertarianshirts
Women if you want me you have to be hot and have big titties. I’m a youtuber so I obviously don’t care about age. Just don’t snitch or tell the police. I’m too pretty to go to prison and I also don’t wanna get beat into submission or get killed while i’m there. Also don’t bring bear spray on our first date or a gun. Please come unarmed. Trust me I won’t hurt you. The last three violent crimes I committed were well deserved and I won’t do it again. Bring a ballgag thank you have a good day. I want a cupcake goodbye. 🥰🧁
Based <3
The pinnacle of chivalry
