Jokes on you, it’s a new G-Penis from Google.

NGL, I hate cruises so much I think I’ll chance it with the dictator.

Kudos to those not having kids. I’ve had two recently fully knowing it’s going to be tough on them, but I’m going to do the responsible thing and teach them self defense and how to disrespect authority.

Plus as a bonus, I’m going to get those additional family members when we’re protecting the homestead from raiders.

I’ve said it before, the man steals political capital. When you can lie like he does, you don’t need a tit for tat, or even approval from the masses.

I’m so used to telling homeless folks I have no money that I’m pretty sure I can look the barista or whoever straight in the eye and say “No tip.”

Actually kind of fucked society pushes us to that point, huh?

Rip those of us with literally only Spectrum as our broadband ISP option. Fuck their monopoly.

Well at the very least, we’re supposedly moving 2.1million km per hour along with the Milky Way, and 720,000 km per hour within the Milky Way (so it could be more or less if that’s with Milkys movement or not), plus our own movement around our sun, so … basically really fast.

My point is, having anything just freeze like a glitch would probably cause something terrible. Granted even relative to the sun is probably catastrophic so it’s kind of a moot point, haha.

The center of the universe, I suppose. How fast is the Milky Way moving away from the center? I imagine quite fast.

I think you already know the answer, which is to ghost 'em. Not just because of their terrible political views, but because they (including your aunt) just seem like terrible people. It can be a breath of fresh air to just never worry about them again!

What’s the downside? If you’re financially independent and they don’t serve any use or purpose in your life, it’s just a net negative being in contact.

If only bullets cost $5000…

https://youtu.be/VZrFVtmRXrw?si=pBTnwzqgqAS-VFCB

For now.

Man, it’d be so funny if the entire atmosphere just straight up locked in place. Heck, forget rotation, have it keep it’s X/Y/Z in the universe static and just straight up disappear as our solar system moves on.

No, there’s nothing wrong with you.

One of my close friends (originally online only) has a similar problem and early on she even got me thinking she was angry at me just from the harshness of her voice, but turns out that’s just kind of how she sounds and our group of friends accept her. She prefers her online persona, though, since she does hate herself and how she looks. I think she gets a lot of self loathing from her strict, stressed out single mom.

I think her online persona helps her get over it. A “white vtubers” in your case could maybe help get a load off. Give yourself some balance. There’s something to be said about online friendships since they often start with the written word, and once you find people who like you for who you are, it’s not hard to slowly explore your own self identity. It’s a long road out of self loathing, though, and I hope you can find people you can confide in as my friend found.

I never get tired of that follow up comic. It’s just too real.

A transient obsessed with speed who befriends a minor and beats up a portly old man.

You know, the single “disrupt the norms” part is actually perfectly legit. We need that desperately in some departments. The people he chooses and why they are chosen are terrible dogshit, though, obviously.

Harris was threatening to put Republicans in some of these positions, which isn’t equally bad but still a terrible idea. I personally would love to see a progressive shake-up cabinet, although my priority is always education. Depts of Education are often led by establishment figures (and even Dems have picked donors for it as a reward for service) and it’s a big reason we see little movement at both federal and state levels.

There are a lot of very progressive, research-backed education specialists who would absolutely rock my world. But they’re always Socialist, if not Marxist. Turns out to be a good worldview when addressing public school effectivemess, but they won’t ever be picked unless the dems get more progressive.

Especially the discovery of hidden content. Need amnesia device for this and a few other games.

Depressing, but having seen my Missouri friend eat in not surprised. I’m glad he’s taking ozempic now cause I swear the Midwestern diet it inherently an eating disorder. (Also thinking of a Texan friend who drinks coke like it’s water, oooof).

If I was Zelensky, I’d probably agree to a rebuilt Ukraine with Trump Towers and Tesla factories and all sorts of things. “Just imagine, Mr. President, world class Trump golf course and resort in Crimea— envy of all East Europe!”

Why did that shitty influencer beat up the crazy guy from The Hangover?