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The owner is a piece of shit
Watch out for that 11% rebate
Edit: sometimes I forget that Menards is a Midwest thing. Their big advertising thing is that you can mail your receipt to receive 11% of the bill back
I rebate me hook when the fish gets away. Yarr
This is to deprive yourself of the ability to return what you bought?
Probably, but it’s a hardware store. I don’t know about the habits of folks outside of my little corner of the Midwest, but very few people return things to them anyways
Normal people walking past and shaking their damn heads as I am somehow in a fight with a pirate…
Me: nards
My brother in law calls it the “whore store”…because you can get anything you want there.
So the ship’s wheel that he had attached to his crotch didn’t provide adequate protection?
He removed it. It was driving him nuts
Save Big Money
When you shop Menards!
Jokes aside I like the rebate program.
Menards, world renowned for selling the wettest possible lumber.
This whole thing made me remember those old Menard’s ads that would end with the old guy drawing a circle with his jaw while saying “menAAAAAARRRRRRRDSSS!!!”
I used to be a male prostitute, but I couldn’t make a living at it because people always saved big money at Menards.
Stupid pimp.
I always read it like a leprechaun. What did the leprechaun say when it got kicked in the nuts? “OCH, ME’NARDS!”
