It’s like they all miss the “subject to final accounting and receipt of good funds”, even the reps they (claim to) speak to, as though that single phrase doesn’t show exactly what the issue is. I guess the magical legalese allows them to ignore whatever text is convenient at the time, conveniently.
They always read the fine print except when they need to read the fine print.
I almost feel bad for these people, they think legalese is a magic language and people grift them religiously.
Now go look at evangelicals and notice that they are exactly the same.
A lot of overlap on those two groups.
For damned sure.
C’mon Toyota, they even sent in a sandwich, what more do you want?
I’m really curious about the W4 sammie…
They believe that the government has a secret account with some millions for each citizen and that it you do the magic, the government will do the buying of things for you.
The same government that has no authority over them because, uh, reasons
Exactly. It owes them everything while they owe it nothing.
I can’t explain it adequately I’m afraid because it gives me a migraine when I try to understand. It’s an attempt they make at trying to get taxes paid back from the IRS through magical paperwork is the best of my understanding.
Here is one of their attempts.
Hey, Frank. This guy wants us to audit all these companies.
Goddammit! I thought this was going to be an easy Friday. Let me get my auditing shoes.
Go to Johnnie’s. Ask for the W4 Sandwich. Best fucking sandwich ya ever had in your life.
