https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/new-fundraiser
The Satanic Temple is opening a second abortion clinic! Donors can vote on the name. My favorites: Beelzabort The Preemptive Stork’s Abortion Clinic, and Ejaculate Misconception Family Unplanning Clinic
The Ginni and Clarence Thomas Center for Reproductive Rights & Conflict of Interest
That’s a winner.
Aborty McAbortface is another personal favorite.
“Thoughts and Prayers” - imagine all the free advertising!
I don’t have the 666 to spend but I think the Gestational Operation Practice Abortion Clinic, or GOP Abortion Clinic for short, would be a swell name.
Judas’s Discount Baby Parts and Gender-Swap Emporium
Satanic temple abortion centers? Can we make them tax exempt too?
The Satanic Temple is already recognized as a tax exempt religious institution by the IRS.
I was more stating if they can classify these abortion centres as religious sites, then they would qualify. Not sure if they’re able to, or even willing.
Heaven’s Back Door: Abortions and Sex Education
Your Friend In Deed Abortion Clinic
Lol
This is pithy on it’s face. I’m not sure of the utility of opening a “Satanic Clinic” from the perspective of women in need of health care services.
