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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago

Everything is relative

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago
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  • superduperpirate@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago
    • Kevin Hart -> 5’2” / 158 cm
    • The Rock -> 6’4” / 193 cm
    • Shaq -> 7’1” / 216 cm
    • Yao Ming -> 7’6” / 229 cm

    Shame that Voyager doesn’t appear to have a way to input a clean table in a comment.

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      No markdown tables? :(

      Let me test

      Col1 Col2
      val1 val2

      Edit: It works but the text and background are both black??

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        It’s displays correctly for me in Boost.

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        Shows okay for me using the Connect client in dark mode. White foreground, black background.

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        How’d you do that? I’m on Voyager, but it doesn’t seem to be in my list of markup shortcuts

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          There’s no shortcut for me either, but I can do it manually. See here: https://www.codecademy.com/resources/docs/markdown/tables

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    I knew Ming was a big guy, but not that big wow. Dude towers over Shaq.

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      I saw him in person once when I worked in a mall. Poor guy has to duck to avoid ceiling fixtures.

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        I wonder how many times he’s walked into a spinning ceiling fan.

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      I also didn’t realize the height difference. I knew Ming was taller but I didn’t think it was by THAT much.

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    Ok but why did they leave Godzilla off the last panel?

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      That’s just Ming’s left elbow.

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    That’s not a fish

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    So Hart could blow Ming without braking a perfect posture.

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      11 months ago

      Only if Yao’s dick is 2’ long.

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    11 months ago

    Starting at Kevin Hart feels like cheating.

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