My wife does this for reasons I don’t understand. Maybe I’m some kind of famous streamer or something. But I still have to choose good cute games like Mario or Kirby.
you gotta start screaming like a twitch streamer starting a YouTube video, “HELLO TODAY GUYS WE ARE GOING TO TRY TO BEAT DARK SOULS WITHOUT ATTACKING!! REMEMBER TO SUBSCRIBE AND HIT THAT BELL” then just die to the same boss for 8 hours straight
Don’t forget to promote raid shadow legends, audible, a meal plan program, and some form of powdered caffeine you mix with water thats vaguely grape flavored
I sometimes wonder what happened to all the boxed mattresses - Casper, Purple, Helix. They all just seem to have vanished into thin air.
And Honey.
Noooo! Don’t take away my commissions, Mr PayPal!!!
Both ori games are good and cute, tunic also comes to mind
If you need cute games to stream to your world, I’d recommend spirittea and wuppo
Cartoon guy is oblivious. Dude, she’s telling you… she likes to watch.
If this is truly supposed to be a sexual innuendo she has no chance of him ever getting it. She needs to learn to communicate her wants and needs, at least more.
Sometimes communicating your fetishes can be tricky. I mean, how do you find the right words to say “Honey, I’d like to open our relationship. But just for me. You’ll still remain faithful. But I will be seeking 149 other full time women. That way, I can see 5 of you a day, once a month. And none of you will orgasm, unless you’re with me. So once a month, each of you will compete for the chance to orgasm against 4 other women who ALSO haven’t orgasmed in at least a month, but more likely far longer, just as yourself. That way, everyday I can host a mini sexual olympics with a rotating cast of competitors. And I’ll stream it online, and charge people to watch. And then the users can also pay an extra fee to watch the reward orgasm for the winner! And an even higher tier to watch the 4 losers punishments! 2nd place is my personal driver for the day. 3rd place has to cook dinner for the day. 4th place is the maid for the day. And 5th place gets tied down to a table and tickled by the other 4 women.”
It’s really hard to communicate that to your partner and not have her get all…judgy.
“I got you Spiritfarer and I’m going to have my camera held up at you every time you have to say goodbye to someone”
Masochist
I used to have a partner like this. She would comment on my face as I’m being serious in a part of a game haha.
She was sweet however some incident caused us to realise it was no longer working on a romantic level. It’s a very sweet feeling though.
The solution is playing Mouthwashing.
