Bones are organs! that counts!

“It’s not an RV, it’s a motorcoach”

a sentence that sounds best when shouted from a prison cell

Not a fruit i know, but if you like pineapple on pizza you might also like pickled onions on pizza

This would go crazy as an album cover

Call me crazy but I wear gloves when cleaning toilets

Some sink plungers have a collapsible flange hidden inside

“Anything that isn’t nothing”

Helps me push through when executive dysfunction hits. Getting outside for even just a little bit is a whole lot better than staying inside while telling myself I’m going to run 3 miles, for example

In order for everyone to just freaking go, their cars would have to be attached somehow.

I wonder if anyone’s ever thought of linking a bunch of cars together so they can all stop and go simultaneously. And hey, since the cars are attached and all need to go to the same place, we can build a track instead of using high maintenance rubber on pavement and-

oop, we invented trains

The worry is focused on the amount of damage that is likely to be done by the people in decision-making positions thinking they can save money by removing more paid positions.

Got so tired of casual sex that they created competitive ranked sex.

If you’re like me and only print something once or twice a year, check whether you can print at your local library. It may cost a few cents per sheet, but I’d sooner give my library a dollar than give a company like HP a penny