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PugJesus@lemmy.world to Fuck Cars@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to Fuck Cars@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago
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  • merde alors@sh.itjust.works
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    6 months ago

    would be funny to have some cyclist war boys in mad max

    • RegalPotoo@lemmy.world
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      Now I’m imagining these scrawny ass war boys with calves the size of grapefruits from cycling on sand all day

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    Ah Mutually Assured Destruction, if it works for the world’s superpowers it should work for us cyclists.

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    Sorry, but almost always nothing would happen.

    • PugJesus@lemmy.worldOP
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      6 months ago

      almost

      • Eheran@lemmy.world
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        Yes. But not like a massive explosion. Worst case is a fireball. These things are really though for obvious reasons. If the impact is THAT violent you are dead before the gas has time to ignite. The car is not going to care much about a few seconds of additional fire.

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          Agree, at the speed where this ploy starts working is around the part where you stop being a human and start being physics.

    • Ziglin (they/them)@lemmy.world
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      New approach: we strap a demon core to our bicycles 😁

      • Eheran@lemmy.world
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        Hmmm… Forcefully pushing them together might actually cause a little explosion. Not sure. But you also need the neutron reflectors. All in all I rate this defense a 5/10 because of how rare and special it is, but also not higher because we are talking about like 50 kg worth of stuff.

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      6 months ago

      Not if I [Redacted]!

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    I’m not insinuating anything, but u-locks fit pretty well in the hand, and side mirrors are pretty flimsy.

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      And since a lot of them have electronics in them it’s expensive for the driver.

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    Was that a line from Barton Fink?

    • WoodScientist@lemmy.world
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      I thought it was a Mad Max reference.

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    5 months ago

    Reminds me of Raven from Snow Crash, except his bike was carrying a nuke 💀

  • ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world
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    Hmm, now I kinda want to see a propane powered motor bike.

    • Cort@lemmy.world
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      Lmao, or a propane generator on the back of an e bike charging a spare battery

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    I like the idea. I think I’ll tie some pressure-activated mines to myself next time I go for a walk in a high-traffic area.

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