I’d say an average sized zucchini slathered in olive oil.

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      Whoa whoa whoa whoa…whenever I talk about how humans are the weirdest species thats ever existed, I always include this line:

      “Like, you don’t see bears out in the wild, hunting down live mice, which are then kept alive and used for the sole purpose of the bear shoving the live mouse up it’s own butthole for sexual gratification. Bears don’t do that. No animal does that. Only humans have been known to shove a mouse up its own ass just to feel it scurry around inside them.”

      That line usually gets equal amounts of cringe and laughter. But it proves my point about how weird humans are.

      And now you’re like “uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh…hey, let’s use a raccoon!”

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    Well now hold on. I have some questions before I commit.

    What part of this action is solving world hunger?

    Because it seems to me this feels like one of those fine print situations. You stick a bunch of giant painful humiliating shit in your ass, and a bunch of wealthy elite assholes laugh at your suffering. The next day you read that people are still starving in other countries.

    So you go and try to find out what the fuck is going on. That’s when you find out that the contract was only good for making sure that enough food for everyone on earth is PRODUCED. And it is. It always has been. Nothing in the contract states anything about that food then being evenly distributed.

    In essense, we’ve always made enough food, and then throw the bulk away. This whole big thing up your butthole contest was just a scheme by the the elite to laugh at plebs sticking bowling balls up their asses, and ripping their anus open. That’s their version of comedy central.

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    I don’t usually hide the food when I want others to be less hungry :-)

    Butt I find the question tasteless on so many levels.