The latter is Lifetime.

Just add her falling in love with (and then subsequently blowing up?) a man in a flannel shirt and I think you could talk hallmark into it.

Wow how dare you? Big city career woman goes home to small town for the holidays and falls in love with her childhood sweetheart and dumps her evil fiance who worked on Christmas, big city career woman who swore off men falls in love and surprise! he’s actually the prince of a small but wealthy English-speaking country in Europe, and big city career woman goes home to small town for the holidays and saves one of the local businesses from foreclosure and falls in love with the owner who is also hot Santa are totally different stories.

The only thing I disagree with is that he finds being president stressful. He’s both incredibly stupid and lazy, so I don’t think he really even gives a shit about what his staff is doing as long as they keep jerking off his ego and don’t interrupt his golf and McDonald’s time. He’s likely not even aware of most of it, except whatever gets fed to him to post on social media.

Yeah but he also doesn’t give a single fuck about any of these people.

We thought we were doing it in CO but it turns out actually, we can’t just decide as a state, a certain number of other states also have to agree and then Congress has to say we’re allowed so it’s never gonna happen.

Unfortunately, I can confirm that it is possible because you can’t actually bleach something like that from your brain once you see it. Really it was just the skin that he’d stretched way out but still.

Didn’t he also eat cereal with pee instead of milk and take a picture of himself stepping on his own nutsack? I feel like this dude is just forcing his gross fetishes on people left and right.

If there’s a silent majority, they’ve never bothered voting before now, so I don’t see an upset happening.

I have what I’m pretty sure is gustatory rhinitis, except it’s triggered by eating anything, not just spicy food, so I definitely do appreciate the times when my nose isn’t running. All 5 minutes a day that it’s not.

Your second paragraph is why I haven’t pulled the trigger yet. I don’t WFH, but my commute is only about 10 miles round trip and most of my errands are done within that same area. My Toyota is 12 years old and only has ~80k miles on it, so it just doesn’t make sense to switch at this point.

That said, I’m casually looking for a new job and my commute would go up dramatically for a lot of options in my field, so I haven’t eliminated the possibility.

Jokes on those people, now people live in vans on purpose (and I definitely can’t afford one).

That was this morning. I texted everyone that I’d be late and went back to sleep. I failed the escape room, but it was worth it.

One of ours gets stuck on the 3 different sets of measuring cups. Why do we have 3 full sets? No one knows!

I’m afraid of heights. I don’t know why I climbed a tree.

“You have to enforce a law that says creditors can’t discriminate, but you can’t talk about discrimination.” Sure, Gym. How about shut the fuck up for once in your life. We already know you’re a tire fire in human form, you don’t have to keep proving it.

Oh motherfucker. Had I known, I would’ve picked Grazer to win instead of Chunk on my bracket even though Chunk is objectively massive.

Oh you mean Anna Paulina Mayerhofer, whose whole background is up for debate, is a liar and a hypocrite? That’s shocking.

There are plenty of racists in the queer community, unfortunately. I mean, we’ve all seen the Log Cabin Republicans acting shocked about the leopards eating their faces, but there’s plenty of casual racism, too.

Oh it’s not professional, we just all like animals and most of my coworkers already play fantasy football, so this fits in.