Drink olive oil = have very oily shits. Be careful.
Let me tell you about the time I ate butterfish.
More accurately, let me tell you about what happened about 3 hours after I ate butterfish.
On second thought, nobody wants to hear the details. It was bad.
I’ll have two please!
You will know what it is like to feel true emptiness.
vomit and shit pure oil immediately afterwards. gross.
Extrapolating from pop science of the late 90s, drinking olive will make you immortal. Wash down some Provence herb seasoned whale blubber with copious amounts of red wine, between swiggs of olive oil, and you’ll never have to deal with Alzheimers or the flu either.
How can I short someone’s liver
💎 🙌🏻 🚀 🌕
We had a friend who used to say “there is no problem that alcohol can’t make worse!”
Of course he was a relentless pothead, but wasn’t wrong.
Me, I like a drink a couple times a week, can’t stand pot, and never have less than a liter of olive oil in the house.
Smoke pot and drink olive oil. Be fucking normal. For your parents.
Instructions unclear. I am shitting my brains out now.
Goddamm thank you for the laugh. Need this for the new year.
I switched from booze to weed and my life got a lot better. Very similar “I would like to escape from the hell that is humanity, ahh that’s better” effect, but without feeling like dogshit in the morning.
Never considered olive oil as an alternative. Although I think drinking a lot of that would lead to the wrong kind of ‘fucked up’.
I tried weed once. I didn’t even get high. But therapy did help. 10/10 would recommend.
Like an Olive Oil Therapy?
obligatory dougdoug Olive oil GIF
That’s why I’m here!
