We are remarkably slow to fire. I think we are poop canons, not poop guns.
Wishing for my death or a World War. Either will do. Because FML or this world.
We are remarkably slow to fire. I think we are poop canons, not poop guns.
I propose we call meta and other snoopy mega corps “Mega Sibling”.
I was just joking. Imagine me having sex.
You mean I cannot wear a sombrero while having sex? That’s sad. But okay.

I always say this: ads exist in a parallel dimensions where problems are nonexistent. What minor problems there are can be solved trivially in less than 30 seconds.
Yes. I understand that. This feels rather weird to me. If you want to play games, it can be done at home. Again, it is just what I think. I am sure, I can be wrong about it too.


At this point, it is better to let Ubisoft die. It is so interested in raising it’s share prices, it has alienated it’s customers. Now it refuses to learn from it too.
If I had a wife, I would want to spend more time with her. But, that’s just me. It’s not like I am ever gonna get a gf, let alone a wife.
Still it’s kinda funny.


Damn, I have never read anything so deep, yet so useless. Great job.
Bob Ross is a hero and must be celebrated as such. Fuck Zuck with a cactus.
The idea that farming lead to more complex governments and consequently, greater inequality might be flawed. I recommend the book " The Dawn of Everything", which challenges this assumption.


Just to add more context, this shithead’s daughter is the wife of the British PM.
Anywhere can be a toilet, if you are desperate enough.
I agree. We really should stop making assumptions. But, it is a skill that must be practiced. Mindfulness helped me a lot.
Our minds are remarkably bad at estimating probabilities because they are always operating on limited information combined with high bias.
One of the best advice I got during my therapy sessions is that:“Just because a thought occurred in your head doesn’t mean that you have to accept it as truth. Our minds are well-known for making stuff up.”
I wish years could pass this quickly. I would dead in no time flat.
The jokes write themselves.