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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon is Wario

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Anon is Wario

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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    I’m not sure what other outcome this woman could reasonably have expected.

    • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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      For real, especially if they were role playing up to that point. I know all the Wario stans would gladly take a hot glazing of Wum to the face but you gotta expect the waaaaaaaaaaah.

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    This sounds like one of those teen movies from the early 2000s.

    This whole scenario could have been Stifler from American Pie. Dare you to tell me I’m wrong.

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      I’d rent that at the BlockBuster for ¢99.

    • idunnololz@lemmy.world
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      You’re wrong

      • RangerJosie@lemmy.world
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        /slaps you with a steel gauntlet of enduring numbness +4

      • Huschke@lemmy.world
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        But… but… he dared you… How dare you!

        • RangerJosie@lemmy.world
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          Swords at midnight.

          There can be only one.

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    RP verisimilitude > enjoyable sex

    I don’t make the rules

    • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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      I had to look that word up

      sex noun 1. (chiefly with reference to people) sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse. “they enjoyed talking about sex”

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        Where did you find that definition? That wasn’t the definition I remembered so I looked it up too and I found what I thought it was but not what you found. Was that on urban dictionary?

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    I mean, how could you not

    • whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works
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      antidepressants?

  • pigup@lemmy.world
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    fake && gay

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    Just because of that? Was the rest of the sex also disappointing?

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    He wario’d to completion

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    Was anon’s spouse the Mario at the swinger party?

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    Nobody would get horny at that party.

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      Nerds know how to get down, bro.

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