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OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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    With his fragile ego, I’d spend the entire time asking if he could smell that awful smell. I’d ask him to check the bottoms of his shoes, drawing more and more attention and increasing his discomfort, all the while pretending that I’ve never heard of Elon Musk.

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    “What happened to your concern about climate change?”

    Followed by

    “You’ve completely debased yourself by supporting the one guy who will destroy the planet. And for what? A slight to your ego because Biden gave you the cold shoulder once? You are a huge thin-skinned bitch and will be remembered as one”

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      Shortest answer is always money. The richest man got much richer and plans to get richer yet after this.

      https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/economy/elon-musk-put-277-million-into-the-election-he-s-200-billion-richer-this-year/ar-AA1vTrEZ

      Elon Musk’s net worth has climbed by more than $200 billion in 2024, a massive increase in the same year that the world’s richest person spent at least $277 million backing Donald Trump and other Republican candidates.

      The bulk of the increase, more than $170 billion, has come since Election Day.

    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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      Oh, he knows about climate change. Even if he was ever on the side of fixing it, he’s clearly trying to just save himself now.

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    “how bad is the kompromat on you? Were they teenagers or like much younger?”

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    pretend not to know who he is

    • bitchkat@lemmy.world
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      And then call him Leon.

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        Leon? Oh are you the owner of the UK restaurant chain?

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    Just prerend you dont know him, and just refer to him as this “new older intern”

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      Just chat casually pretending to have never heard of him and keep striking nerves by talking about stuff like family and friends and casually talking about things he thinks he understands but correcting him about them.

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    deleted by creator

    • conartistpanda@lemmy.world
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      Thunder!

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    “It’s obvious you’re just mad that your daughter is trans and that Grimes left you, everyone can tell”

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    Who did your hairplugs? I’d probably get my money back.

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    I’d just leave myself. Words mean nothing to fascists; I’d be wasting my breath and sitting at his table.

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    Do you follow this Elon guy on Twitter? He says the stupidest shit.

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    Lol you think his 24 bodyguards will let you near him?

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    Remember when most people who had heard of you liked you? Wouldn’t a genius be able to keep that good image?

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    Tell him about trains without saying trains and hope for the best

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    Why do you think nobody has killed you yet?

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    You do realize, until you get help, you’re always going to hate yourself; you’ll never be happy. Right?

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