I guess you can extrapolate if you’re into that.
Fuck
I feel like no explanation is necessary.
It was a question: „why are you two crashing into my face?“
I guess the first sound i made was something like grumpf. You gotta love cats
I woke up yesterday with one of my cats on my head. I guess they like to test the limits of what or who they can sit on.
They play catch while on (and off) the bed. They just misjudged where my head was
Every morning I like to stretch and blurt out a random word. Today it was: Flumadiddle.
Could you please enhance the world’s vocabulary by adding the proper meaning of flumadiddle?
I’m freethinking up a use… I only like the apples with a flumadiddle or two.
Flumadiddle means ridiculous nonsense.
I won’t hear of it! That’s flumadiddle!
Well, that’s ‘cause you came here in the middle of the conversation all catawampus actin’ all ill-willie; if we start from the beginning, only then you can see that this response is just taradiddle. Soon, you will notice that I am using these highfalutin words to just Hornswoggle ya. Now, excuse me while I absquatulate.
And I am even anaspeptic to have caused you such contrafibularities.
Ahhh taradiddle. Not flumadiddle. My mistake.
I wrote that response courtesy of this neat article I found: https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/flummadiddle-bodacious-19th-century-americanisms
First noise: gaaah!!
First word: Why…
First sentence: Why is your tongue in my ear hole?!?Min-Pins…they fucking love mornings. Don’t worry, he was asleep fifteen minutes later, after I fed him. Not me though.
My cat’s name, as usual. She woke me up for her breakfast.
*grumble* dodo…
for context she was very surprised that I was using my alarm (I usually don’t use it)
“Wait!”
I actually slept in today and got woken up by my kids trying to make their own breakfast. And don’t get me wrong I’m all for them being independent, but when I hear one yell at the other not to lick the jelly out of the jar, well…it’s usually just best to be nearby
“Good”, as in " Good morning!", also directed at the cat, who had been sleeping on top of me.
I wake up each day with a beautiful female who loves me. The that she’s a cat does have some effect on the relationship.
Good.
As part of good morning.
Unless it was WHAT, as part of WHAT THE FUCK! because I yelled that in the night sometime when my husband’s arm hit me when he rolled over. So if that was after midnight it was first.
Fuark
cuz imma Beast! 🦾
Same as every day, I grab the joint from my bedside table before I even open my eyes and give thanks and praise to Jah
Either “cat” or “morning,” same as always
Morning
Ughhhh!
Welp
