Start each word and then decide it’s not worth the effort and trail off
See also English place names.
“Scrumbwickshireford has been continuously inhabited since the reign of Æthelred the Unready, and people could not be arsed at a rate of one letter per generation. Hence its modern pronunciation: Sheffield.”
They begin to pronounce words, then suddenly go on strike.
It’s really weird for me as a spanish speaker. I can nearly read french since a lot of the words are cognates but when i hear it spoken i might understand one word in twenty. Their pronunciations are fucked.
And Portuguese is a mix of French and Spanish, but if it was mixed together by drunk who didn’t know either of those languages
I’m struggling learning Portuguese is what I’m trying to say
Portuguese is my native language and I struggle with it. Hell, I have an easier time with english. German tho, is impossible to learn in one lifetime
Portuguese is like catalan which is like occitan (southern French). If you know one of the Latin languages, Portuguese shouldn’t be too hard, really.
Just learn 3-4 latin languages, and latin ofc and you should be ready to go
“Le chateau” is French for “the chateau.”
Tabarnak.
That’s Canadian french!
Non, c’est du français Québécois ;)
Argh, t’as bien raison, tabernak !
tabernak
Non non, ta-bar-nak.
Bordel de crotte.
Tabarnak!
you have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them
The remaining letters are recycled into English. Pronunciation is still based off the same 4 letters you used in French, except you don’t have access to them anymore.
ils schtroumpfent
It’s Italian with a mouth full of shit.
I usually say “Spanish with a mouthful of pudding,” but it amounts to the same thing
And Danish is Swedish but with a hot potato in your mouth.
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