their journey was long. the nights were cold.
couldn’t fuck the tinman because of frostbite. Couldn’t fuck the cowardly lion because he was a simp.
stawman came through for her. most dicks don’t need brains.
Couldn’t fuck the cowardly lion because he was a simp.
Also the barbed penis.
That’s not what she said. You’re making a strawman argument
Nick wouldn’t have wanted to fuck her anyway. He didn’t even want to fuck his own girlfriend after his balls were replaced with tin. That’s why he started looking for a heart.
That one’s a no-brainer
Every time i see an image of this movie i am reminded that they used asbestos snow which resulted in the deaths of all the actors iirc
Edit: evidently only scarecrow maybe died due to asbestos
Tinman almost died on set due to the unsafe body paint, too iirc
I have heard lf the asbestos use, but did they actually die from it?
In fairness, she canonically knew Scarecrow the longest, and he gave her directions, helped her get some really yummy apples, and wisely brought a gun into the forest to protect her. Still a dick move, though.
The Tin Man’s heart shrunk three sizes that day.
He got it just in time to be broken.