TIL lol
This is from a group chat I was in and a female friend asked the group

I like that this man stretches the balls first, and then makes a transaction with a bartender.
And then poors the drink while holding the spread nut sack? Fucking talented fellow. A real catch.
wtf people
Relax, take a bath.
I’m very open minded person, I think other peoples lifes are not my business and they can do whatever they want… BUT sometimes the youth make me feel like my grandma when she heard we could kiss someone without dating them. This post made me an old person horrified with the youth culture lol
I can tell you that the person in the text is like 45yo swinger
oh god
I feel like there might be a minimum age before being able to do this… I’m in my 40s and I don’t think I could stretch out my ‘bird bath’ enough to pour a drink in it yet, except maybe on a particularly warm day…
omg! so it’s OLD balls?!!! that’s even worst lol
Finally, something not depressing on Lemmy 🤝🏼
Ain’t love beautiful
Is this for like a seniors club? Don’t feel like this is really very feasible unless you are over 50.
Ive always had more scrote than nut
Nah I’ve been able to hold a shot for awhile now and I’m not 50 yet.
That’s nothing, how about the Slovakian Traffic Cone?
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Slovakian Traffic Cone
large, preferably yellow
lol
reads the rest
jfc I’m out
That’s actually properly awful.
Hey, I’ll bring the cone if you bring the plunger. You know you wanna try it too. 👍
(both holes work for girls, only the recum works for boys.)
Stop chalenging them! It Sounds like some guys can use their uretra too
recum
just copied and paste hahahaha
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