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I hear some hardbass on a random CS server

Insurance: exists for the case something bad happens.
Insurance companies: “Something bad happened, we can’t do anything!”

Allegedlys

Could it be “over another person”? Asshollery is kinda universal

My position is that if at the end of a day your kid still has the same amount of limbs and eyes, it’s fine. My kids are 8 and 10 now, they’re active, and they more or less know what’s dangerous and what’s not, because they fell of things face-first a couple of times.
Overprotecting can also be dangerous just for development. When my daughter was like 5, she had a friend af the same age, a girl who DIDN’T LEARN HOW TO RUN, because her mom was scared for her. I’m happy we didn’t go crazy about safety. Your kid wants to jump off a cupboard? You can just comment that it could be painful, and maybe show a picture of a fractured ankle x-ray.

You don’t get it - it’s the UN Ritual Mug, everyone has to take a sip and say some nonsense, it holds the society together!

I like the left boy’s subtle gesture: “well, I have a dog, but it’s not in the frame”.

You should probably reread the last part of the post

Why did they die of ebola after marriage?

I don’t see a paywall (maybe stopped reading too early), but I hate the websites where content is mixed with ads, so you just scroll down trying to find “useful” bits. So it’s a no from me anyway

Well, devices like that are sold by a Russian design studio since like 2005:
https://www.artlebedev.ru/rozetkus/

In case of USPS, the only URL that looks suss is “usps.com”, what are you thinking about? :)

This is a really modern family!

I like that this man stretches the balls first, and then makes a transaction with a bartender.

If you’re a usual person, then “boo-hoo, people are so scared to be blocked by you”.
If you’re a moderator or something, you’re evil and unfit the position.

He’s just not banging her good enough

My kids of 7 and 10 ride to school through the city (it’s about a mile away, but my daughter went to another school 3 miles away before.
When we got to this new school, I rode with them for a month using different routes and shouting “look left”, “stop here”, as they weren’t looking. Once they were able to lead me to school and back without complaints from mybside for a few times, I let them do it themselves. We just take turns kicking them out in the morning to ensure they’re on time. It works, and they will grow into independent people.
I was cycling wherever the fuck I wanted when I was a kid. I’m fine.
For the context, we’re in Denmark, and I’m originally from Russia

That’s a tralalator, and it’s angled. It is what it is.
Exit: hahaha, tralalator, one of my best typos!

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Yeah, it’s Solar system’s