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He’s just not banging her good enough

My kids of 7 and 10 ride to school through the city (it’s about a mile away, but my daughter went to another school 3 miles away before.
When we got to this new school, I rode with them for a month using different routes and shouting “look left”, “stop here”, as they weren’t looking. Once they were able to lead me to school and back without complaints from mybside for a few times, I let them do it themselves. We just take turns kicking them out in the morning to ensure they’re on time. It works, and they will grow into independent people.
I was cycling wherever the fuck I wanted when I was a kid. I’m fine.
For the context, we’re in Denmark, and I’m originally from Russia

That’s a tralalator, and it’s angled. It is what it is.
Exit: hahaha, tralalator, one of my best typos!

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Yeah, it’s Solar system’s

There’s a nice app for identifying mushrooms “Picture Mushroom”. Although you shouldn’t judge anything just based on its results (which they aldo state), it really helps when you’re not sure about a specie or just exploring.
There are several results, but all point to Albatrellus species.

You should definitely play both Crusader Kings and Dwarf Fortress - the feeling that you get when you read it: “Hah, it feels like in real life but damn it’s crazy” Is true for gameplay of both games in general. When things are simulated with enough details, stories appear!

You’re in a random spot somewhere in the universe. Where’s “up”?

I do that all the time. A thing is a thing, and it can be your thing now. I only try to ask myself two things:

1. Do I really need that?
2. Is it in a good condition? I have a lot of used stuff at home, so if I took something half-broken, it would look like a dumpster already.

Sidenote: I live in Denmark, where people overconsume, and then get rid of stuff which is still in good condition.

This is called “schizophasia” - when a word soup in your head suddenly starts making sense

If you wouldn’t touch your ass with your face after showering, why bother showering?

“Fools bridge” from Saint-Petersburg saying hi!
It’s just below the height of the most popular small truck, Gazelle - despite the poster saying: “It’s low, Gazelle doesn’t fit” (in addition to a normal sign), drivers keep checking that.

Is this about circumcision reversal?

Damn, in Russia people were arrested for posting/demonstrating "no to ***”, but a single dot is a new level!

Yeah, the king is a nice guy looking after us idiots!

You’re not saving anyone, and victims of bolshevism are not victims of this comic. Please stop making problems up.

You won’t be able to save people who are unable to draw parallels between a hypothetical and a real situation, even when they are given a dozen hints.

And that USSR never got to Communism, it was a socialist state with plan economy, that promised people that “one day we’ll be able to move away from this imperfect system to some real cool utopian stuff, we just have to work hard for 20 more years”. And it was 20 more years each year until USSR fell apart. So, nobody ever lived in a true communist state.

Damn, this post is like a zoo for people not understanding irony and sarcasm