“33 lunar seconds”
You really had to bring relativity to a fucking joga class. How am I supposed to center myself with existential horrors of the block universe and my illusionary free will.
This is hilarious. Any chance it is real?
Wet yoga is a new and innovative form of yoga that involves practicing traditional yoga poses while being submerged in water. It combines the physical and mental benefits of both yoga and swimming, providing a unique experience for practitioners.
So it’s not just misting “herbal fluids” on people doing yoga poses who are folding or unfolding their genitals?
Hard pass. I only do hot, wet and naked yoga while being observed by bald eagles.
The genital folding will continue until
moraleflexibility improves.Shit. I can only do solar seconds… Dammit! I stopped eating onions for no reason!
