PedoGaetz gonna make a bunch of evidence against him disappear.

This might be the worst timeline. This man shouldn’t be anywhere near power.

Prosecutors hate this one weird trick for making your sex trafficking charges disappear!

No.

Not the Onion?

Really?

May the women and girls of your country shun you for the rest of your days and beyond, even after the resistance maims, jails, and hangs you.

Sen. Susan Collins, R-Maine, told Punchbowl News she was “shocked” by the pick.

She’ll end up voting for him, I guarantee it.

I’m wondering what position MTG is gonna get now… ain’t too many people kissed his ass more than that thing has…

…because Jeff Epstein was unavailable?

So a pedophile sex trafficker runs the justice department.

I expect a slew of resignations. Probably exactly what Trump wants anyways.

Man, mandatory voting in my country was never popular, but am I glad we have it. We still elect right wing nutjobs, but compared to their American counterparts they’re positively benign.

Disgusting.

"I was shocked at the nomination. This is why the Senate’s advice and consent process is so important. I’m sure that there will be many, many questions raised at Mr. Gaetz’s hearing.”

— Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME), quoted by Punchbowl News, on the nomination of Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) to be Attorney General.

The book will be open on Gaetz.

Must see TV.

Then there’s this

It’ll be illegal not to fuck kids.

To protect them.

Well…this can’t go wrong at ALL, can it?

jesusfuckingchrist the “moving to Mexico” thing was a joke. Every day it becomes less of a retirement fantasy and more of a survival plan.

I’m very curious. What do these chodes expect to happen after 2028? Depending on how bad they fuck things up, I can see a state level push for retribution and vengeance on some of these fucks. They might be somewhat untouchable while herr trump is still in office. And I’m holding out a sliver of faith in humanity that trump trying to push for a third term will be met with adequate resistance to prevent it.