Or my favorite. EMTs only get $15/hr. You think fast food workers should make as much as them?

No you asshole. EMTs should make more than that. Why aren’t you fighting for everyone to make more?

Whoa whoa whoa. Are you saying Dennis steered me wrong? I was planning a boat trip this weekend.

Obviously a little late for this administration, but could the next liberal admin try beating them to the punch on this? Are there no liberal friendly judicial districts? Have one of those file a weak lawsuit to uphold the law. Then that could at least be referenced when they attack in a red area.

Exactly. While pride from Zelensky would feel great I’m sure, it would come at the cost of many more Ukrainian lives. Best to suck up to the wannabe dictator and hope he’s generous.

In a hilarious timeline, xitter tanks hard and goes bankrupt. Then musk floats a stupid proposal to buy Bluesky that crosses legal lines and a judge forces him to buy it for way more than it’s worth.

Might have done it for the $1 million. Then never planned on voting or only if they won.

Nah. Just go the covid route and stop collecting data (testing).

That’s a common tactic in scams. You want to weed out the actual intelligent people as early as possible lest they disrupt your scam. That’s why scam emails tend to have misspellings and grammatical errors. Smarter people instantly ignore that. Dumb people click on through.

You seen Fight Club? Making them stand on the porch while they were hit and berated was part of the initiation. It showed they were committed. Similar thoughts to gangs. Unsure how prevalent it still is.

She was being sarcastic in the sense she thinks they’re all false. This includes the factual statement that Biden received 81 million votes.

I’m very curious. What do these chodes expect to happen after 2028? Depending on how bad they fuck things up, I can see a state level push for retribution and vengeance on some of these fucks. They might be somewhat untouchable while herr trump is still in office. And I’m holding out a sliver of faith in humanity that trump trying to push for a third term will be met with adequate resistance to prevent it.

So this dummy used 2 demonstrably false batshit qrazy conspiracies, a demonstrably false batshit crazy satire of conspiracies, and the truth. What a weird combination.

Why not hulk head up the DHS? Department of Hulkland Security!

For reference, the population of voting age Americans is roughly 262 million. This would translate to 28.6% of voting age citizens driving the country off the cliff for all 335 million citizens.

Please don’t insult them. Boxes of rocks can still serve a purpose and don’t deserve to be denigrated like that.

What about as a percentage of the overall voting eligible population?

Nah. I like to get a good head of steam on my stress before I go off the rails. Much more spectacular.

Reminds me of when Colbert had NPH on the Colbert Report. They are talking about NPHs sexuality and I forget what prompted the quip but it was glorious. Something like “and that’s why you’re one of the most threatening gays because of how non threatening you are.”

That’s kinda what I think they mean by “normal” gay.

She’s campaigning for a WAP. Woman As President.

So he apparently didn’t actually vote twice. He voted early. Then, on the day of the election he went to a polling place to attempt to vote again. When they looked up his name, they saw he had already voted and presumably didn’t allow him to vote again. Because he didn’t actually vote twice, there’s no way they’d be able to find him guilty of voting twice. That’d be like charging someone with murder where the victim is still alive. They ended up charging him with attempted voter fraud. And if he told them something like “Had they allowed me in and given me a ballot I would not have filled it out and voted again. I was just testing the system.” I could see people going easy on one of their own.