You don’t even have to do much work. A naked body in a ditch in the middle of rocky desert terrain will get picked clean by animals (vultures, coyotes, etc) quickly. A naked body in gator infested swamps…well, enough said. A naked body in a cheap, metal, weighed down dog kennel and dropped at sea will get picked clean in no time and the kennel will corrode a d disintegrate soon after. The hard part is always moving the body unnoticed.
I was fine with you knowing this information until “The hard part is always moving the body unnoticed.” Always? As in every single time?
You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?
Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you?
They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.
maybe most bones but all that is needed to raise suspicion is one uneaten human bone in your pig pen - case of a woman who fed at least one person to her pigs
How do they know it was a whole person?
human bones usually come in sets of 206
Lye is much more effective with a little heat.
In unrelated random thoughts, NurdRage and Nile Red are some of my favorite YT’bers
Muriatic is like a pseudonym for hydrochloric. If you see liquid drain cleaner bottled in a second plastic bag on the shelf of a local hardware store, that is probably sulfuric acid and is much stronger than most other stuff. That’s useful for lots of things like a few steps away from dissolving gold or epoxy. The combo or bulk may raise some eyebrows. I like to dissolve epoxy chip packaging to view the silicon die and etch the metal layers off… for example.
Drain cleaner is NaOH (lye).
Sulfuric is sold as battery acid for refilling lead acid batteries.
Muriatic is HCl sold as concrete cleaner.
Nitric is hard to buy, but there are some guides on making it.
Label is very faded but just one example:
I’ve never seen it in a big box store, but small mom and pops type hardware stores here in California have had it around. It seems to be part of a small distribution network and comes from Mexico.
Nuts. Never seen H2SO4 used for drains. They don’t call it “oil of vitriol” for nothing. You can actually test a distillation of pure sulfuric because a drop will burn through a paper towel in seconds.
Though little compares to the seeming magic that is pirahna solution obliterating a chicken drumstick. It’s just gone.
You don’t need a body to find someone guilty of murder.
While true, it’s kinda tangential here, no?
If you suddenly disappear with no markers of violent crime, it’s unlikely they’re going to jump to charging someone with murder on the grounds of “you were once extremely insensitive and rude to her”.
Sure but if you’re in the US it’s basically 50/50 you’ll be caught.
Oh for overall crimes, absolutely, I was referring to just murder (https://www.themarshallproject.org/2022/01/12/as-murders-spiked-police-solved-about-half-in-2020), but also keep in mind ‘solved’ means ‘we convicted someone’ which, you know…
Whether or not she gets away with it is small comfort to the dismembered corpse.
You just have to make friends with a pig farmer who has very gray morals
Chef’s and butchers too. We know know how to take a body apart and clean up blood.
Wanna be friends? I know a man who has some pigs he’ll let people borrow, but I don’t know any chefs or butchers.
Absolutely. The way things are looking, we’re going to need all the friends we can get.
I got a pig guy…
Two pig guys are great
Round here, we just gotta know where the swamp is and preferred gator hangouts. There’s one area that got a nice documentary in the area for the sheer number of bodies found and while they were able to identify them, the person(s) who put them there is still not known
Soap maker too. I’ve actually gotten into the hobby of making soap not too long ago.
How’s your insomnia, Mr Durden?
Who?
It’s a Fight Club reference, Tyler Durden makes soap in the beginning of the story.
Dope. We’ll need it.
states they are a soap maker
“People who know how to make soap can disappear bodies!”
I don’t even think that phrase should even be spoken about, even in memes making fun of it. Let it fade into the black like Nick F and his sludge.
I don’t think censorship has ever worked. We should make a deal about it, expose the Nazis, and knee them in the nuts.
I just bothered to look up “truecrime” for the first time. But I’m still confused. What’s the difference between “truecrime” and just “crime documentary”?
Crime documentary is the product, True Crime is the genre
Women terrify me. It’s not a modern thing either. I was cuddling with my grandmother while she was watching Murder She Wrote and Matlock decades ago. Could probably have disappeared my grandfather in a heartbeat if she finally had enough of his bullshit.
Vsisne, Pre formula change Antifreeze, denatured alcohol.
“Generation”?
