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Arthur Besse@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Joe Biden bites several babies at Halloween event

www.newsweek.com

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Joe Biden bites several babies at Halloween event

www.newsweek.com

Arthur Besse@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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The incident drew bewilderment and criticism from conservative influencers on social media.
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  • LANIK2000@lemmy.world
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    Americans can turn anything into a controversy, well anything except a convicted rapist vocally announcing his plans to start mass killing civilians using the army.

    Honestly, I don’t care anymore. Next week nobody will remember, and they’ll find another random thing to yell about.

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      https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-r-1848971668/

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    Nice trick by Newsweek to include plenty of criticism of what is essentially an old grandpa having weird but harmless fun while also making sure that every criticism is coming from absolutely unhinged and clearly partisan people with no reliability whatsoever 😄

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    People: “That baby is so cute, I could just eat them up!”

    Conservatives:

    • InverseParallax@lemmy.world
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      “Look how disgusting Biden is behaving!!!” “Yeah, I can’t imagine anything worse.”

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    If Trump were president, he would playfully bite teenaged girls in the neck.

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      No, straight on the pussy

    • morrowind@lemmy.ml
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      This might encourage them. According to romance books, teenage girls are really into creatures that bite their neck

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    Normal people: Biden being silly for the kids at an event.

    Conservatives: Biden, running critically low on adrenochromes at a White House event, goes full mask off and attempts to bite a baby in the full view of the public to get at the nourishing blood supply in it’s youthful veins before the foul necromancy that binds him to this mortal coil wanes and the shell that houses his damned soul is reduced to the dust of aeons gone by.

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    Oh, no! Not bewilderment and criticism from conservative influencers on social media!!!

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    I KNEW IT!!! This explains why you never see his reflection in a mirror!

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      You never see Joe Biden and Dracula in the same room together 🤔

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    The scenes drew sharp reactions from conservative influencers on social media

    When every prominent “conservative influencer” is a bad faith jabroni paid by the Russians to divide our populace, this comment doesn’t carry a lot of weight

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    Everybody knows the Democrats are transdimensional space vampires, so no surprise here.

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    The spirt of champ has entered Joe’s bidens body

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    Yeah! Grandpa stuff!

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    I can relate with the cute aggression.

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    this is like that cat biting the corn

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    Joe is hungry for human flesh!

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