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“So are the bugs, Oswald. Why do you think I’m up here?”
#1: Sleep on easymode.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldto
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•I'm Flying!
4·1 year ago“You will not have this door…”
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldtoInsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world•Sovcit is trying to pay for their car with their birth certificate.
7·1 year agoJeez… even the Sovcits are enshittenfying. No maritime coupons, no red pens at perfect angles… just “Here! I’m alive! Gimme gimme!”
Shameful.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldto
RetroGaming@lemmy.world•If those devs didn't have the extra time to be creative, we might not have gotten this classic.English
2·1 year agoSlappers only!
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•There Is No Safe Word: How the best-selling fantasy author Neil Gaiman hid the darkest parts of himself for decades.English
16·1 year agoI’m just going to assume all authors are creeps from outset from now on.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Was Isaac Newton physics jesus?
31·1 year agoDid Jesus suck a lot of dick?
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•How the Democrats Blew It: Insiders open up about how the Harris campaign lost touch with voters — and how Trump came out on top
1·1 year agoTwelfth.
Democrats fall for this grift so often, they should change the party symbol to a pigeon.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldtointerestingasfuck@lemmy.world•New Year's Eve inside the Sphere in Las Vegas.
4·1 year agoGWAR should play the Sphere.
Morph?
Like, “change”?
DIE CHAOS SCUM!
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Trump prosecutor Jack Smith resigns from Justice Department
1·1 year agoNooo… they’ll smush it!
It’s always been the same lane.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldto
Games@lemmy.world•Help me out: which looks better for the Duck - the neck tie or the bow tie?English
4·1 year agoNecktie. Fully rigged and physics enabled. I want that necktie to crush all modern video cards.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldto
Out of Context Comics@lemmy.world•"All molecular motion ceased three hours ago and it's still getting colder!"
2·1 year agoHaven’t even put on a sweater yet…
I’m particular to “sack”. It’s wonderfully subtle and multipurpose.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldto
NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works•Be sure to drop some classified stories in the comments, SealsEnglish
7·1 year agoTo scare nosy teenagers and their dogs away from their swamp scams.




Get 'em in the same room together, put on some Barry White, and let the magic happen.