Please cope with my bullshit. I cannot for the life of me upload photos.
lol, “orange chicken”
I didnt notice that lol.
This is a pretty funny bit, but 99% of people just see this bumper sticker and think “Another MAGA fuckhead”. There’s committing to the bit, and then there’s whatever this is.
Wow it just keeps going
May his days be few; may another take his place of leadership.
May his children be fatherless and his wife a widow.
May his children be wandering beggars; may they be driven from their ruined homes.
May a creditor seize all he has; may strangers plunder the fruits of his labor.
May no one extend kindness to him or take pity on his fatherless children.
May his descendants be cut off, their names blotted out from the next generation.
May the iniquity of his fathers be remembered before the Lord; may the sin of his mother never be blotted out.
May their sins always remain before the Lord, that he may blot out their name from the earth.
Heh, that’s metal
Isn’t the passage talking about Biden and to let another, Trump, take his place? Isn’t that what the bumper sticker is saying?
In any case, to put anything about the Bible and Trump in the same sentence is probably sacrilegious.
If those MAGA kids actually read the Bible, they would be very upset.
Some of them get angry when their pastor quotes
Liberal talking pointsJesus in church in Sunday.Definitely not the brightest bulbs on the Christmas tree.
Please tell me that’s real, it’s amazing.
I cannot vouch for the authenticity. But I am looking for said bumper sticker.
Is the orange chicken thing yet another trump reference?
Brilliant
Funny coincidence I believe.
Now I want to start a “pro” Trump shop with a bunch of things like this
Ezekiel 23:20
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this bible passage. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one bible verse. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Who knew the bible was so full of asses.
Amen
Yeah, but then we get Vance, who is worse.
IMHO Vance is not worse. He would cave to party pressure and doesn’t have the idiot guts to do and say whatever he wants to make the party bend to his will. No one gives a fuck about Vance.