Imagine being an animated skeleton.

Imagine that skeleton has a thin layer of nerves over the bones. You know, for touching things

Imagine being allergic to gluten

Imagine your bones itching because your asshole roommate gave you glutenous snacks

“tHeY’Ll jUsT FaLl rIgHt tHrOuGh”

That necromancer was a dick btw

Then why are you offering them?

Sounds like me after taco bell

Well, maybe it wouldn’t if it was gluten-free. Have you thought of that? No, you didn’t, you only think of yourself.