Tell her that her nose looks too perfect, problem solved
Exactly. They fumbled hard. “It has to be your ____, there’s no way it turned out that good naturally.”
My autistic ass would be like “Nope no clue sorry, whatever it was, they a good surgeon 👍”
“Your nose is your cutest feature, that’s why I chose it” is the correct response
“Not like those ugly-ass ears. They really screwed those up, huh?”
Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is really fucked up.
(this one is so stupid and obviously inappropriate that I laugh each time I imagine someone saying it)
Labia reduction
“How do you know what my labia looks like…?”
Then get called a creep and shouted at.
I’m just saying that you’d deserve if that was your answer.
she clearly wants you to compliment her natural features, play along citizen.
How would anyone be supposed to know that?
Also isn’t asking for compliments generally a bad thing?
Ehh for some it’s natural to understand, for some it’s learned, for some it’s off the radar completely.
Asking for compliments is fine but people are insecure so they do it indirectly.
“How do you like this dress/these pants/this whatever” would be someone giving an opportunity to compliment them. But they would be uncomfortable with asking, “can you compliment this …”
You’re right that it’s not <good> communication. It’s super taxing for me as i’m in the learned group edging on off the radar(i naturally interpret teasing as bullying). So i just try to compliment people regularly at least once every time i spend time with them to make up for it. More on dates and in relationships.
I try to compliment people regularly too but if they ask a question I would answer it honestly.
I also feel like I’ve been told that I shouldn’t ask for compliments because it’s rude when I was a child. However I can’t remember who said it to me.
It can depend on the person so it’s a general concept. I think if someone is asking for a critique they would ask more directly. Culture also plays a big role. I’m speaking from a USA cultural viewpoint.
Bah, screw that! People like making others feel good. It makes you feel good to know another person is pleased. So what if you fish for that sort of engagement unless you’re being an incessant little dictator?
“Honestly? You look so naturally beautiful I couldn’t begin to guess. But if I had to, I’d say your most captivating thing about you is your eyes. Are they the real deal or someone fashion them from starlight?”
You should write for Hallmark movies.
“They must have clipped off your wings, because you look like an angel.”
vomits
Did it hurt, when they clipped your wings and you took 1000d6 falling damage, m’lady?
Since when was Anakin Skywalker on lemmy?
" Well, I know it isnt all that stuff that clearly needs work"
“The left one?”
I don’t care that you used to be a dude, but I must say, the surgeon did an amazing job.
“You had a concerning mole removed from your thigh”
I want to get whatever Jeff bezos had done so that my face looks like it’s going to explode when I talk
I’d say something dumb like, “Why would you only have work done on one breast, that’s weird.” Though I guess there’s situations with breast cancer and mastectomies and such, but plastic surgery on boobs would be my immediate first guess, not even considering what else might be done.
Women: asks you to critically investigate their body.
OP: chose to not to take the hint.
“I thought you looked beautiful before, I think you look beautiful now, honestly I can’t tell” or if not recent “dunno, all your features look perfect to me, so I could never choose, your eyes are my favorite”
…of course, green text is fake.
