oh its not that bad, they have at least four. Time travel, freaky friday, girl who went to big city goes back to small home town, and too many hot guys.

The key is not to absolutely destroy at goldeneye but to pick D tier in smash bros

Other administrations being bad does not make this one better. Everyone is in a position to critique this administration because everyone has a stake.

Dwarves following a nice coal seam

Try Zapdos Ex , 4 heads is bliss

“We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they’re elected. Don’t you?” “Why?” “It saves time.” -Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

enjoy the tariffs snowflake

you could always just find the folder windows update lives in and change the permissions so the system can’t access it.

If this was written before 1922 that shit was a death sentence. Probably not tho

How much do you want to bet it was just a guy saying “Hey be careful with trumpers because they like to shoot at us.” political discrimination my ass. Wolves whining because a sheep won’t jump into their teeth.

I hate when my cart runs into these. Sometimes a few times. Can’t be helped

avoid altogether. [object] belongs to Travis

It straps you to the seat so when the plane suddenly drops 50 feet due to turbulence your dumbass doesn’t launch into the ceiling.

“Your nose is your cutest feature, that’s why I chose it” is the correct response

It can’t be normal to wear out k9 teeth. I know they file them so they punch instead of tear but this seems dumb. What is he biting bricks?

Cream of wheat but then you put a gloop of fruit yoghurt on top. Delicious probiotic fruit gruel.

2nd place goes to microwaved potato

Ranked choice voting eliminates the concept of spoiler candidates/parties.

You know how you keep missing the exploding bridge jump on the first level? You gotta stop shooting the machine gun while you jump. Makes you go a little further.