I hope all American Oligarchs watch every window victim with wide eyes. This is the future you are funding with Trump.
No no no. It will never happen to me. I am one of the smart oligarchs/good immigrants. He will just murder/deport the others.
I really will have to insist on an “/s”, sir.
Sad but true these days
Nonsense, our oligarchs are One of the Good Ones™
I feel like we all knew this was not the onion. The onion would be a Russian oligarch dying in any different manner.
Russian oligarch dies peacefully in his sleep of old age.
Mikhail Roguchev died peacefully in his sleep last Thursday evening surrounded by his family and the heavy iron chains he had fashioned to keep him from being thrown through a window…
Russian Oligarch missing after falling up out of window.
Russian oligarch dead from falling window, officials on scene say “huh, well that usually happens the other way round doesn’t it?”.
or falling out after installing a new set of windows
They really need more durable windows over there.
Future generations of Russians will gain immunity to fall damage once they weed out the ones still complying with the law of gravity.
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Old tricks are the best tricks.
Autoerotic defenestration is a big fetish in Russia.
