• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      “excuse me, are you going to eat that?”

      “uhhh, no; you can have it”

      "thanks!* walks off with baby

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        1 month ago

        “No, thanks, I’m vegetarian” is a useful thing you can say when someone hands you their baby.